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25 of the best Dad sayings ever

Posted on 11 June 2015

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Have you ever asked your Dad a simple question only to receive a nonsensical reply that left you none the wiser or rolling your eyes in despair? Welcome to the wonderful world of "dad-isms" - funny little sayings that only your dad would dare come out with.

Here's 25 of our favourite pearls of fatherly wisdom. Sound familiar? And if you're a dad, how many would you admit to saying to your kids?

  1. "You call that noise 'music'?"
  2. "You think you've broken your leg? Just walk it off - you'll be ok."
  3. "If your friend told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"
  4. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes"
  5. "Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?"
  6. "Up here for thinking, down there for dancing"
  7. "You're not going out dressed like that"
  8. "Don't look at me in that tone of voice"
  9. "Do I look like a bank?"
  10. "Even a blind squirrel catches the occasional nut"
  11. "My house, my rules"
  12. "I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate"
  13. "Shut that door. Were you born in a barn?"
  14. "They don't make them like they used to"
  15. "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
  16. "Waste not, want not"
  17. "I'm not a taxi service"
  18. "You'll understand when you're older"
  19. "You don't know you're born"
  20. "You treat this house like a hotel"
  21. "Don't tell your mother"
  22. "I wasn't born yesterday you know"
  23. "Because I said so"
  24. "A little dirt never hurt anybody"
  25. "Do as I say, not as I do"

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